It’s now, it’s never: A Kita Kita kemerut

DISCLAIMER: Eto na naman tayo! Hindi ‘to movie review! Marami lang akong feelings! I’m just a girl feeling feelings!

Omg hi guys kumusta kayo diyan? The good news is: I’m back. Charot good news talaga?? It really feels like a while. I’m going to get right into business cos I don’t want to dramarama sa hapon you guys more than I already did (ty to the people who reached out you are the best!).

Have you watched Kita Kita already? I’m glad that it’s doing really well in theaters! And I’m glad na palabas siya sa SM Calamba kasi hindi ko na kailangang ~lumuwas~ #promdiprobz. Like I said this isn’t a movie review. Kung ire-review ko man ito lang ang masasabi ko:

HUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHAAAAAAAHHHH HUUAUUUUUHUUUUUUUUUHUHUHU

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Grabe, 26!

I was chatting with my best friend last night when we realized that 1. We became friends when Meteor Garden came out in 2003 in the Philippines and now it’s being remade in a very bongga way (ayon sa chismis), which was what 14 freaking years ago 2. We were 12 at the time and 3) Wow mehn 26 na kami wait lang paano nangyari yun???

Kids, ito ‘yung F4 featuring a kalapati. I don’t like birds pero ang swerte nung kalapati.

Ang purpose nung unang paragraph ay mapagcompute ka at mapatunayan kong may angking talento din naman ako sa Math. Charot.

Last year when I turned 25, I said that I thought there will be some sort of hanash within me. Something na kakatok sa ulo ko at sasabihing “Huy, 25 ka na. So anong plano?” I didn’t panic. I was okay. But, last night, hahaha nakakatawa kasi pareho kaming:

Omg. 26 na tayo.

Ngayon kumatok yung kakatok sabi niya “Hello, ANUNEY???” Mas demanding si bes.

‘Yung totoo wala akong resolution sa mga hanash ko in life and I’ll navigate my way through ‘adulthood’ in the days/weeks/months/years to come but I do know that I am grateful for another +1 in my buhay. Work’s great (walang halong charot). School’s almost done (sana sipagin ako) (please) (please pray for my kasipagan it’s dying). Family’s still funny (yung nanay ko nagbubukas pa rin ng cabinet ko tapos tulog ako tapos gigisingin ako kung bagay ba sa kanya yung damit pag sinabi kong oo half asleep sasabihin nya Bakit?? I can’t haha). My friends are perfect and yung puso ko ayun ok naman hehe.

Madaming hanash lang minsan but there is nothing that a bucket of chickenjoy shared with loved ones can’t fix. Lalo na kapag puro thigh part. ❤

Salamat nga pala sa mga bumati. Wala nang nagwish ng jowa. Nakaramdam ba kayo? Charot.

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My birthday cake is as busilak as me

Ty Lord ty parents ty friends ty ppl 4 diz lyf!

Love you guys like a love song!

P.S. My best friend and I became friends because of Meteor Garden. Sabi ko sa kanya one day, “Nanonood ka ng Meteor Garden? Sinong favorite mo?” Sabi niya, “Si Lei.” And I was like, “Me too!!!” At some point yung nickname niya also transformed to Lei. Wala lang kwento lang.

P.P.S. Diyos ko nasa PS na ako ang dami ko pa ring nasabi.

P.P.P.S. Okay bye.

Lessons from Carson: Hope moderately, love fully

Disclaimer: Not a movie review. I’m just a girl feeling feelings who also believes that this film should be watched by many.

Warning: Might contain spoilers!

Hi, guys!

Have you watched I’m Drunk, I Love You. na? Kung hindi pa, you better hurry because some cinemas are already pulling it out (after a week palang!!!) because of idk some shitty system. You can’t really blame it on the lack of demand kasi dine-demand nga siya eh?

Bago ang emote, I want to commend Waltermart Calamba dahil nakikinig sila sa boses ng sambayanan char. When I called them to check kung showing sa kanila ang IDILY, grabe yung energy na sumambat sa akin:

Ate: HELLO WALTERMART CALAMBA HAPPY MORNING PO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ah eh. I’m Drunk, I Love You. Hello! Palabas po?

NATARANTA AKO BAKS. Si ate parang tumungga ng Milo. Yung energy niya, yun na yung energy ko for the whole work day. Hindi ko kaya.

Ang ending, wrong number ako kasi sa supermarket siya.

BACK TO REGULAR PROGRAMMING. I’m Drunk, I Love You. is about two (best) friends who went on a road trip (with my favorite Jason Ty) days before graduation. The movie isn’t about heartbreak, or your usual ‘friendzone’ tales.

It’s about real undisclosed feelings and settling the what ifs. In short, closure.

BIGLANG SERYOSO KO BA KASI NAMAN EH????

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It’s just a little crush promise!

Hi guys!!!

Kumusta? Wow tatlong buwan pala akong walang paramdam. Sabi nga ni Jessy Mendiola: WHAT AM I TO SAY TO THAT? Sorry daming ganap! Bukod sa maraming trabaho, an already finished semester (YAAAASSSSS), a thesis and comprehensive exams on the way (next sem!!), and itong mga kadiring nangyayari sa Pilipinas, wala namang bago other than…

I bought office plants.

and…

I have a crush.

#WOW #SHOOKT

Omg. Yuck wow high school??? Teenager???

Guys wala palang pinipiling edad o sitwasyon ‘yung crush phase. Akala ko tapos na ako don. May iba naman along the way na “uy cutieeee” or “uy bet!!!” or “uy sana single” pero ito wala lang crush ko lang talaga siya.

Medyo kadiri na nga eh. Banggitin mo lang pangalan nung mokong (yesss uyyy playing it cool kunyari wala lang) na yun, mapapangiti na si gaga (me). I try to play it cool pero alam mo yung whenever I feel his presence (WOW) nagfi-freak out ako inside. One time sabi ko sa mga kaibigan ko:

OMG ANDYAN NA SIYA MAG-USAP LANG TAYO SHET HAY ANG CUTE NIYA TALAGA HUHU OK WAG KAYONG TITINGIN BAKA MAHALATA WAAAAAA!

Diyos ko lord parang akong tinurukan. Binulong ko lahat yan whilst maintaining a normal, happy-looking smile pero dilat ang mata.

To answer your question: Single naman yata.

To answer your other question: HINDI SIYA MARCOS APOLOGIST. Hehe.

To answer your other other question: Siyempre hindi ko sasabihin kung sino.

Disappointed na nga mga kaibigan ko cos I’m really off my game. Or talagang willing lang akong tumingin from afar… CHAR ARTE KO.

Dahil holiday today, napag-tripan kong mag-google about crushes. Kasi na-pressure na akong magsulat ulit dito so parang pinilit ko nalang din sarili kong mag-isip ng topic kaso wala eh nanaig ang feelings~

In fairness sa unang-una sa FAQs ha. People ask:

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Gaano po ito katotoo mga ka-DDS?

Mag-apat na buwan ko na siyang crush pero parang di pa ‘to applicable sa akin. Bilis naman bezzy. Sabi nga ni madam Carly, it’s way too soon I know this isn’t love. OA????

ANYWAY, diba sabi ko rin I bought new plants?

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Cuties

I first bought the right one that I named after my crush. Namatayan na kasi ako ng ganyan dati as in napabayaan ko tapos naging lupa siya 😦 Naging pampataba literally. So, pinangalanan ko after kay ano para maalagaan ko wow. Tapos, parang ay wow ang lungkot niya so I bought the left one para sumaya siya.

And that other plant represents me. Hahahahaha baliw. #halamankanalangbaomagigingkatotohananpa

Anyway yun lang nagkwento lang ako!!! Sorry wala akong tips kasi ako mismo litong-lito na sa mga paandar ko sa lyf. I’m really off my game and I think my n years of being single threw me off hahaha. As in no joke naging shy ako. Baka kayo ang may payo sa akin? Baka lang! Feel free to share!

Bye! Sa mga magjo-join sa rally today please stay safe and let your voices be heard!!! I’ll be here in the probinsya sorry guys I need to recuperate muna wow recuperate.

To my crush, if ever mapadpad ka dito at maramdaman mong ikaw ‘to, try mo kayang mag-message naman.

Mwahugggzzz! Luv u guys like a love song!

Is this love, momshie?

Dahil #ChangeHasCome try ko naman magsulat ng mga positive kemerut tungkol sa love.

Guys unang sentence palang ako feeling ko naduduwal na ako (WOW) (HINDI HO AKO BUNTIS) (WALA HONG BUBUNTIS). Joke lang. Last week, may nakausap akong friend na sobrang positibo ang pananaw tungkol sa pag-ibig. Siguro lahat ng sinabi naming masarap (mapa-pagkain o kung ano hehe) ang consistent niyang sagot ay:

Mas masarap pa ring magmahal.

And I was like: GET OUTTA HERE.

Syempre joke lang, english ‘yan eh! ‘Yung totoo kong sagot ay “HEH TIGILAN MO AKO.” Sobrang cynical ko na sa love so how do I give justice to this supposedly happy post?

As a JaDine fan, inabangan ko kagabi ang premiere ng ‘Til I Met You. Minsan talaga feeling ko sinasabi sakin ni Lord, ok lang na olats ako sa buhay pag-ibig binalik naman nya si James Reid sa Primetime. Haha. But James can only do so much 😦 CHARARAT. Anyway, ang unang mga linya sa pilot episode ay mga sagot sa katanungang “Paano mo nga ba malalaman kung in love ka na?” O kung siya na ba ang taong para sa’yo?

Cheesy pero wala kayong pake. I live for this hanash.

Wala akong tips dito o kung ano. Hindi rin ako nakapagsurvey sa isang daang tao para masagot ang katanungang ito kaya wala akong empirical evidence to back up my claims (WOW). Actually, sa tagal ko nang hindi na-in love hindi ko alam kung applicable pa rin ‘to HAHA SO ANO PA NGA BANG PINAGSASABI KO SINASAYANG KO LANG BA ORAS MO??

Nakaabot ka na dito so papanindigan ko na.

Here are some telltale signs na sure, plangak, truly lee – in love ka na momshie.

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