ANOBAYAN: “May date ka ba sa Valentine’s Day?”

Hi guys! What’s up??!! What’s down??!! Happy na happy si mareng Jolens because it’s chuva chuchu season!

Nag-uumapaw na sa love stories ang magazine TV programs. Valentine’s Day special here there. Nanonood ako kanina ng Umagang Kay Ganda at nagshe-share si mareng Winnie ng information about flowers and their respective meanings. Nung napunta sya sa multi-colored tulips, kung anu-anong anek na ang sinabi nya about effort and whatevs. Sa isip-isip ko lang, “Pag si kuya nagbigay ng tulips, AFFORD NYA KASE! End of discussion!” Amirite?

Of course, Valentine’s Day is not just for couples. Para sa mga singles din yan to have fun and commence! I mean lahat naman tayo nagmamahalan diba?

DIBAAAAAAAAAA????!!!!!!!!

Iniisip ko nga e, there’s something about this year’s VDay that is so special. I realized as I was composing this entry, this year ang VDate in number format ay:

02/14/2014 JANJANJANAJAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

ANG COOL RIGHT??!!! Ang malala pa dyan, talagang itinapat ng Biyernes ang Feb 14 this year. I mean, UNIVERSE NANANADYA KA BA??!!!

Anyway, sa mga single na katulad ko medyo nakakapanlumo kapag tinatanong ako kung may date ako sa 14. Lalo na kapag wala. Wag na tayong umasa. Buti na lang madami akong friends! Sabi nga ng isa kong officemate, yayain ko daw yung crush ko. Ang sabi ko na lang:

“Oo, pagod na akong mag-isa. Pero mas takot akong masaktan.”

In short, ayokong ma-#reject2k14! Ajujujuju~

Kung ikaw ay single at pesteng-peste na sa katanungang “May date ka ba sa Valentine’s Day?” here are some really cool answers you can try:

1. “Wala.”

Sobrang simple. You can be straight and honest. However, this answer is open for interpretation. It can be an annoyed “WALA!!!!!”, sad “wala eh :(“, confused “Um… wala?” or happy “WALAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!” Take your pick.

2. “Ha? Anong Valentine’s Day? Leap year ba?”

This is my favorite and I use this for any occasion. Talagang tinanggal mo na ang Feb 14 sa kalendaryo mo! Kung hindi dense kausap mo, he/she should find this funny and move on to a different topic because clearly you don’t want to talk about it.

3. “Thank you for your very wonderful question!” then segue to a different topic

It’s a polite “I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT” with a bit of humor. At least nagpasalamat ka diba! Pinuri mo pa ‘yung tanong nya which is a stroke to his/her ego. If you want to be in character like a legit beauty queen, do kamay-sa-bewang stance. You can also wear a sash para talagang effort! Kumpleto tayo sa materyales.

4.  “WALA. WALA OKAY???? *bawls* NOW WILL YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE????!!!!!!”

Sabay magbato ka ng figurine or vase or whatever sabay sigaw ng “GET OUT!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!” O diba sobrang diva! May option kang mag-ala Judy Ann Santos crazy drama acting or ‘yung drama pero pwedeng joke ala Eugene Domingo. Pwede ring ala Tuesday Vargas ikaw na bahala. Alam mo ‘yung irita ka na talaga pero medyo mukhang joke pero totoo na talaga? This is the best answer you can give. Kaso kailangan mong mag-exert ng effort. At magsacrifice ng kaunting babasagin.

5. “Makikipagtitigan kay Atom.”

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Source: cosmo.ph

DIYOS KO LORDE ANG PUSO KO.

Now are you ready to answer them Q’s? If you have other suggestions, you can shoot me a comment or whatever!

Remember that Feb 14 is not a day JUST for couples. If you’re single, I suggest you go out with your friends and maybe check our the UP Fair or UPLB Feb Fair wherever you are most near. 🙂 BAWAL MAGCURL INTO A BALL, WATCH her, AND CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP, OKAY?

No to eating your feelings too.

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Wag nyong tularan si Pusheen.

Happy Valentine’s Day, mga tehhhhh! Love you guys like a love song! ❤

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